bad dog … bad bad dog
The jury finds you guilty of being a dog.
The jury finds you guilty of not being able to find a picture of Ginger. You are sentenced to eat cat food for the rest of your life.
“GUILTY! – I am sending you “up the river” to the Big Dog House!" (former resident of Ossining here).
No, you can only have a jury of your fears, not peers.
You WILL answer the question.
“Now that we’ve heard the opening statements, I call a fifteen minute recess so we can all lick ourselves.”
Of course, it will be a fair trial.
We are all mammals here. So yeah, this is a jury of your peers. No worries.
It’s a jury of your purrs!
“The dog did it!”
Hey Lennie you have some very talented readers (I’m not one!) but are you ever going to do another caption yourself?
Too late, Fido realized that he would have had a better chance of being acquitted in a kangaroo court.
We find the defendant incredibly guilty.
And you thought a kangaroo court was bad.
I know this is not a jury of your peers. These guys are smarter!
I hereby sentence you to thirty days in the vacuum cleaner closet.
Judge Ginger sentences the Bad Dog to 30 days of dog house arrest.
Now beg! And after that, roll over.
By a vote of 5 to 1, a jury of your superiors has found you innocent. You are free to go.
I’m declaring a mistrial due to our not being able to herd the jury into the jury room.
What do you mean this is not a jury of your peers? We’re all quadrupeds here.
No, it may not be a true “jury of your peers”, but I am going to allow it, because, you know, cats are @$$4013s.
While the reboot of “Night Court” had its similarities … it just wasn’t the same.
chireef about 5 years ago
bad dog … bad bad dog
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
The jury finds you guilty of being a dog.
katina.cooper about 5 years ago
The jury finds you guilty of not being able to find a picture of Ginger. You are sentenced to eat cat food for the rest of your life.
dlkrueger33 about 5 years ago
“GUILTY! – I am sending you “up the river” to the Big Dog House!" (former resident of Ossining here).
ChuckB Premium Member about 5 years ago
No, you can only have a jury of your fears, not peers.
stairsteppublishing about 5 years ago
You WILL answer the question.
constantine48 about 5 years ago
“Now that we’ve heard the opening statements, I call a fifteen minute recess so we can all lick ourselves.”
northernhelper about 5 years ago
Of course, it will be a fair trial.
W Crowley Premium Member about 5 years ago
We are all mammals here. So yeah, this is a jury of your peers. No worries.
Arthur I Romeo Premium Member about 5 years ago
It’s a jury of your purrs!
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
“The dog did it!”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hey Lennie you have some very talented readers (I’m not one!) but are you ever going to do another caption yourself?
mmt3k about 5 years ago
Too late, Fido realized that he would have had a better chance of being acquitted in a kangaroo court.
kuklared Premium Member about 5 years ago
We find the defendant incredibly guilty.
Brian Premium Member about 5 years ago
And you thought a kangaroo court was bad.
saxie5 about 5 years ago
I know this is not a jury of your peers. These guys are smarter!
TheLetterista.com about 5 years ago
I hereby sentence you to thirty days in the vacuum cleaner closet.
TheLetterista.com about 5 years ago
Judge Ginger sentences the Bad Dog to 30 days of dog house arrest.
Malcolm Hall about 5 years ago
Now beg! And after that, roll over.
SteveGSteveG Premium Member about 5 years ago
By a vote of 5 to 1, a jury of your superiors has found you innocent. You are free to go.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
I’m declaring a mistrial due to our not being able to herd the jury into the jury room.
mamegann Premium Member about 5 years ago
What do you mean this is not a jury of your peers? We’re all quadrupeds here.
docredbird about 5 years ago
No, it may not be a true “jury of your peers”, but I am going to allow it, because, you know, cats are @$$4013s.
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 5 years ago
While the reboot of “Night Court” had its similarities … it just wasn’t the same.