The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for May 10, 2023

Never heard a trombone joke before. Got any more? They don’t make sense, but they are funny.

I think the first order of business would have been to teach him the song, “76 Trombones”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODu888i14-I

How can you tell that a kid on a playground is a trombonist?

He can’t swing and he complains about the slide.

Just let these comments slide!

They’re more drippy than a spit valve.

Tell us more of them, Lennie, tell us more! :-)

Isn’t a trombone joke an oxymoron?

20 years later, is he still a tromboner?

I’d change the joke to being about accordian players. My wife said she heard the joke is about lawyers.

What’s the difference between a trombone player and a large pizza?