The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 18, 2011
Transcript:
Yaaah! Our superior knowledge of video games and violent movies leaves you at our mercy, dad! Ha ha ha! We are covered in glory and you are covered in paint! Ha! You're sure you guys want to play paintball? Yes!! That'll be $116.50 5-4-3-2-1- Go! Pop! Pop! Thrp! Po! Gah! I'm hit! Ow! Ow! This reeks! I wanna go home now! I'm hot and I've got bruises! These guns are heavy! I'm tired! You're back early! Was it as great as you expected? Guys! We paid for all day! Daddy shot us!
Ima Nodummy about 13 years ago
Paintball separates the men from the boys.
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
OH Darn! Larry didn’t play fair! He shot back! I’m still going to be laughing about this in the morning.
frumdebang about 13 years ago
I like the way the fantasy outfits in panel one reflect the boys’ different ages. Tobey’s is very mecha and video game, while Eddie’s is superhero (I’m especially liking the E on the cowl). Didn’t do ’em any good in the real world against Dad, though.
Olddog1 about 13 years ago
@ afficionado, right with you. I couldn’t have said it better.@Ima Nodummy. You’re right. The boys play paintball.
gregcartoon Premium Member about 13 years ago
AAAaand a big ol’ Saaa-lute to Paintball Park, which has been in business long enough now that I went as a young man, and now my kids enjoy. Of course, eighteen years ago it was far less civilized than when my oldest son had his birthday party there last week. I think most of the people running it day-to-day now were still in diapers the first time I was there.
i_am_the_jam about 13 years ago
Wimps :D
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
Doc … ain’t that the way it’s SUPPOSED to be? Beat the kids when no one is looking?(j/k … I was beaten as a child, and I DO NOT condone child abuse!)
Number Three about 13 years ago
Awwwwwwwwww!
Poor Little Eddie!
xxx
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
foam padded weapons? Sounds like a good way to practise beffore hitting the paint ball park.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh darn such a waste of money!
zerotsm about 13 years ago
$116.00 for a day of paint ball? I’ll stick to ArmA II OA on my PC thank you very much!
ArtofSarcasm about 13 years ago
In my opinion, anyone that has not or will not be forced to serve in the army for a period of time should be required to spend some time paintballing. You gain a deep appreciation for what war would actually be like. If you can get “killed” by a paint ball slowly wobbling through the air, how much more so a real bullet that can go through those fences and walls you’re hiding behind. Gives you a real appreciation for what the soldiers protecting our country go through. A touch of reality.