The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 23, 2011
Transcript:
Eddie, chew with your mouth closed. Or what? Or I'll have to eat in the tool shed? Or... I don't get dinners anymore? Mocked in town square? Or... I go to an orphanage? Bamboo cage in the backyard? Given to the zoo? Reform school? Or...? Or...? Gah, I got nothin' prepared. Firm but fair... Let's see... Um... I'm sorry. That came out sounding rude. Whew. Don't let it become a habit.
Or what?Your plate goes on the floor.If you’re going to eat like a dog, you’re going to eat with the dog.