The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 05, 2014
January 04, 2014
January 06, 2014
Transcript:
Did mom tell you what dinner will be? Grilled mussel from the back end of some big animal, giant grass seed boiled and served in a little heap with melted churned milkfat and a bowl full of raw stuff that somebody pulled out of the dirt and manure then shipped here from heaven-nose-we're. With dressing on it. Ha ha. What are we really having?
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Lance Larsen about 11 years ago
Steak, pasta, mushrooms?
Lance Larsen about 11 years ago
Change pasta to rice with butter.
i_am_the_jam about 11 years ago
Good one, Toby.
Ppyfss about 11 years ago
Change mushrooms to salad. Meat from back side would probably be a roast. Dinner is roast, rice with butter and a salad with dressing. Pretty good meal.
seyleigh about 11 years ago
A roast cut into steaks and grilled, buttered corn on the cobb, and a green salad. Yummy!
Space_cat about 11 years ago
Sounds delish, just place it on my disc of vitrified mud decorated with a hardened glaze of colors derived from ground glass and Kaolin.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 11 years ago
Giant grass seed – corn?
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Kid’s gonna grow up to be Calvin…
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
For that he has no idea.
bryan42 about 11 years ago
I agree with Ryan – more likely corn than rice. Rice isn’t exactly a “giant” grass.
Number Three about 11 years ago
Typical Big Brother scaring his little brother!
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ToborRedrum about 11 years ago
How about adding a nice tall glass of sebaceous secretions from a hoofed ungulate?
Yum
boildo about 11 years ago
“Partially burned muscle integument from a deceased bovine” (medium rare, please).
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
I had steak, rice & salad. Corn hadn’t crossed my mind. But carrots did. But if its corn, not rice – then dinner needs a starch. I suggest a nightshade root whipped & beaten and served with that melted milkfat.
CougarAllen about 11 years ago
He forgot to mention the roots of a poisonous nightshade plant (potatoes).