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I hit more structures in real golf than I do in mini-golf.
Ducks aren’t structures, but one time I hit a duck that was swimming in the middle of a lake behind me. He looked more confused than anything else. So did the other ducks — they quacked and swam away from him while looking suspiciously over their shoulders. You’d think he’d have been safe BEHIND the tee box, but back then I could shank-slice a ball just as badly as a pro couldn’t.
I hit more structures in real golf than I do in mini-golf.
Ducks aren’t structures, but one time I hit a duck that was swimming in the middle of a lake behind me. He looked more confused than anything else. So did the other ducks — they quacked and swam away from him while looking suspiciously over their shoulders. You’d think he’d have been safe BEHIND the tee box, but back then I could shank-slice a ball just as badly as a pro couldn’t.