The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 05, 2024

I don’t believe those fortune in those cookies,……what were those numbers again

“Get sick. Die soon.”

“That wasn’t chicken.”

Google snopes Did Winning Lottery Numbers Come from a Fortune Cookie?

Because this fracking site will not allow you to post an entire website link (sheese)

Steve stole my cookie!

I once got a fortune cookie with 6 numbers on it. Played the Powerball with those numbers. Not one number came in.

That wasn’t rice.

Unfortunately, That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

I don’t even read the “fortune.” I just eat the cookie….

I have some fortune cookies with FTX on the back, right before the FTX disaster. With fortunes like “Your journey to financial freedom begins today.”

Yeah, the cookie had the lottery numbers in it, but the cookie was made 6 months ago.

My son actually got one once that said: Help, I’m being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!

One of my coworkers who claims to “live in the now”, complained when he didn’t get a fortune cookie with his take out order.

Once when some co-workers and I went to lunch, I got a fortune cookie with no fortune. Not even a piece of paper. They were like, “we’re not riding with you”. (It was funny at the time.)