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I have some fortune cookies with FTX on the back, right before the FTX disaster. With fortunes like “Your journey to financial freedom begins today.”
Once when some co-workers and I went to lunch, I got a fortune cookie with no fortune. Not even a piece of paper. They were like, “we’re not riding with you”. (It was funny at the time.)
suv2000 about 1 year ago
I don’t believe those fortune in those cookies,……what were those numbers again
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Get sick. Die soon.”
Dave427 about 1 year ago
“That wasn’t chicken.”
ajr58(1) about 1 year ago
Google snopes Did Winning Lottery Numbers Come from a Fortune Cookie?
Because this fracking site will not allow you to post an entire website link (sheese)
nul bit Premium Member about 1 year ago
Steve stole my cookie!
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
I once got a fortune cookie with 6 numbers on it. Played the Powerball with those numbers. Not one number came in.
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
That wasn’t rice.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Unfortunately, That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
24Wu33/es Premium Member about 1 year ago
I don’t even read the “fortune.” I just eat the cookie….
joe19 about 1 year ago
I have some fortune cookies with FTX on the back, right before the FTX disaster. With fortunes like “Your journey to financial freedom begins today.”
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Yeah, the cookie had the lottery numbers in it, but the cookie was made 6 months ago.
GG_loves_comics Premium Member about 1 year ago
My son actually got one once that said: Help, I’m being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!
Not Again about 1 year ago
One of my coworkers who claims to “live in the now”, complained when he didn’t get a fortune cookie with his take out order.
InquireWithin about 1 year ago
Once when some co-workers and I went to lunch, I got a fortune cookie with no fortune. Not even a piece of paper. They were like, “we’re not riding with you”. (It was funny at the time.)