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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 09, 2006
February 08, 2006
February 10, 2006
Transcript:
Professor: Marilyn... I must disclose a charade which must end!! Marilyn: Oh, Dusty!! Don't speak the words I fear the most to hear!! Professor: You see, Marilyn... I am not whom I appear to be! Marilyn: Oh, no!! Do you mean you're... you're... Professor: Good Lord! If I were watching my own thoughts on television, I'd change the channel! Dear Diary... this drama of secretly dating Dusty's online ladyfriend makes me feel like I'm living in a TV soap opera!
