The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 10, 2006

Transcript:

Professor: Marilyn... you are a cowboy's dream come true... Dusty: So!! here's mah spokesman for mah online sweetheart!! I trusted you, and all you did is have yourself four dates with her!! Marilyn: More like twelve, hombre. Professor: Ixnay on the "hombre." The Professor pours out his misgivings to his diary: This little operatic love triangle will end ignominiously, I fear...