The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 11, 2013
Transcript:
The Professor: I don't know why the women like this place. Food's not very good. Boone: And it's expensive! I don't get it! Man: Ahh!! At last - the goddesses of Elderpark have arrived!! Sit here please, ladies, so that all may gaze upon your beauty!! And for each of you lovelies - a rose! Boone: Now, I get it.
good tippers are made, not born! Lay it on, some of those lovelies will respond …