The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 12, 2013
Transcript:
Maybelle: Thank heavens!! Good news, Dusty! Dusty: What, Maybelle? Maybelle: They found my cousin Leonard! I lost track of him when we were evacuated from New Orleans. Maybelle: My, my....he made it all the way to Paris... Dusty: Paris? Wow!! What a story. Let's call CNN! Maybelle: Dusty, honye...it's not that big a deal. It's only about 100 miles northeast of Dallas. Dusty: Oh....that Paris.
At least the people are friendly and don’t stink.