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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 23, 2013
November 22, 2013
November 24, 2013
Transcript:
Dusty: How do you figure mah car ain't fuel efficient, Perfessor? Professor: Well... you run your engine to listen to music, but your car doesn't move! Dusty: Well, Perfessor... you're measurin' it as miles-per-gallon... Professor: I don't understand, Dusty! How else can you measure it?!? Dusty: Try measurin' heartaches-per-gallon! Mah life is ruined... Lost mah money in a poker game... Mah woman's left me and my horse's gone lame...
Heartaches by the number,Troubles by the score..
Ray Price, 1951