The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 22, 2015
December 21, 2015
December 23, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Delivery for Dusty Winters... Dusty: Right here! Boone: What is it, Dusty? Dusty: Ah don't know. Ah didn't order anything. Uh-oh... Ah think Ah know who this is... Boone: Who? Dusty: Mah Uncle Clem always said he'd leave me his ashes when he died. Boone: I doubt this whole thing is full of ashes... Dusty: Well, Uncle Clem did like to eat...
Then there was the joke about the Texan who died and was too big for the coffin.
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.