The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 22, 2015
December 21, 2015
December 23, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Delivery for Dusty Winters... Dusty: Right here! Boone: What is it, Dusty? Dusty: Ah don't know. Ah didn't order anything. Uh-oh... Ah think Ah know who this is... Boone: Who? Dusty: Mah Uncle Clem always said he'd leave me his ashes when he died. Boone: I doubt this whole thing is full of ashes... Dusty: Well, Uncle Clem did like to eat...
paha_siga almost 9 years ago
Would ashes be “fragile”?
Quiet One almost 9 years ago
Uncle Clem never did finish a project. This is Clem in the pre-ashes stage. Dusty has to take care of the conversion to ashes.
braindead Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Then there was the joke about the Texan who died and was too big for the coffin.
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.