The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 30, 2022
Transcript:
The Professor: You're in great shape for your age, Evelyn! Evelyn: That's because I'm not old yet! The Professor: I see... so, when will you regard yourself as old? Evelyn: My definition of old age has never changed. It's always 15 years older than I am at that moment! The Professor: Hey! Wait up!
After all, we don’t change inside. But people start treating us like we’re old, or something.