The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 21, 2023
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: It's just not in the budget to add a swimming pool to Elderpark, Mr. Winters. Dusty: Well, ah suggest ya get a new budget! We need one, plain and simple! Miss Overdunne: Perhaps you could organize some sort of fundraiser. Dusty: Good idea. We could finally perform that cowboy opera Ah wrote! Miss Overdunne: Or, you could let me find the yellow pages to locate the nearest swimming-pool dealer. Dusty: never fails.
It will take a very long time for all those elders to huff and puff to inflate it.