The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 22, 2023

Transcript:

Dusty: It came! It finally came! Boone: What's that, Dusty? Dusty: Only the best thing Ah've purchased on th' Interweb to date! Boone: Interweb? Is that a PEZ dispenser? Dusty: Not just a PEZ dispenser, Boone mah man... A PEZ dispenser of yours truly! Professor: You had a PEZ made of your own head? Dusty: Ah most certainly did! Professor: This is the most narcissistic act I've ever seen, Dusty. Boone: It's leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Dusty: A PEZ will help with that!