The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 23, 2023

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Miss Overdunne: I'm sorry, Mr. Winters. I did my best, but was unable to persuade the board to install a pool in Elderpark. Dusty: Hornswaggled agin! Miss Overdunne: Perhaps you could appeal to the good nature of society through a fund-raiser. Dusty: A benefit concert ya say? Great idea! Miss Overdunne: I did not... Dusty: Ah'll call up th' ol' Ranch Hand Band! Miss Overdunne: How about I attempt one last-ditch appeal to the board? Hm? Dusty: I'll have ta git mah alphorn outta storage, 'course...