The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 15, 2023
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Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Miss Evelyn, Ludmilla have man trouble. Evelyn: Oh dear, is Mr. Besaw trying to win your heart through carpentry again? Ludmilla: Nyet, nyet... Mr. Jerry at grocery store. Evelyn: Ah... well, tell me about him... Ludmilla: Is shorter than Ludmilla, with very few hairs on head... and smells like beets. Evelyn: He sounds delightful. Ludmilla: Dah! Russian women cannot resist musk of beet!
“…the musk of beets…” I’ll never look at a jar of Aunt Nellie’s Harvard beets the same again.