The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 16, 2023
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Transcript:
Evelyn: Has Mr. Jerry asked you on a date, Ludmilla? Ludmilla: Dah. Every Tuesday for last two months. Evelyn: What's the trouble, then? You seem to like him and he obviously likes you... Ludmilla: Ludmilla no good at romance. Evelyn: Oh, I bet there's room for love under that tough exterior. Ludmilla: His exterior no tough... Evelyn: Oh, sweetheart, I'm talking about you! Let's do a makeover... Miss Evleyn-style! Ludmilla: Am trying to attract man, not show desperation.
Just don’t mess with Ludmilla’s sturdy shoes, Evelyn. “Dah, vill need to quash any attempts to get to second base.”