The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 15, 2023
Transcript:
Professor: Dusty, I'm not going to take Esmerelda from you... Dusty: Yer not? Professor: Of course not. I was just having some fun at your expense. Dusty: So she doesn't have to be "FruFru"? Professor: Esmerelda forever. I will, however, let you remove her tiara... she has a kick like David Beckham. Dusty: Yeah, she's always been real serious about her accessorizin'...
David Beckham was(is) indeed a bit of a clothes horse.