The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 01, 2023

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Boone: Whatcha have there, Dusty? Dusty: This month's periodicals. Boone: You subscribe to all these magazines? Dusty: Yep! Lessee... Ah got "Meat Monthly"... Professor: "Trimming the fat: we rate this year's t-bones." Dusty: "Whittlin' world"... Professor: "How to whittle your own dining room set." Dusty: An' mah personal favorite... Professor: "Jerked and seasoned." How are there any trees left on earth? Dusty: Ah dunno, but Ah bet there's a magazine that'll tell ya.