The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 01, 2023
Transcript:
Boone: Whatcha have there, Dusty? Dusty: This month's periodicals. Boone: You subscribe to all these magazines? Dusty: Yep! Lessee... Ah got "Meat Monthly"... Professor: "Trimming the fat: we rate this year's t-bones." Dusty: "Whittlin' world"... Professor: "How to whittle your own dining room set." Dusty: An' mah personal favorite... Professor: "Jerked and seasoned." How are there any trees left on earth? Dusty: Ah dunno, but Ah bet there's a magazine that'll tell ya.
angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago
Mad Magazine too.
goboboyd 12 months ago
“Chainsaw Tree Stump Carving for Fun and Profit.” This month, “Quick and Easy First Aid Hacks”. Maybe hacks is the wrong word.
trainnut1956 12 months ago
Have you seen what magazine subscriptions cost these days? Dusty must be a rich as Elon Musk!
FireAnt_Hater 12 months ago
LOL he gets MAD Magazine!