The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for September 26, 2024

Amen

How long does it take during the other three seasons?

Two for One Beers!

Ba-DUMP — Tssssssh

I’m in Denver. Would it take longer? Also, would you fall slower when you got near the center, since the body causing gravity would be above you, or stop since it’s half-and-half above and below?

I’m skeptical.

doesn’t the Earth like get in the way? just asking!

Falling to the center of the earth would more like crappy hour.

Assuming that earth’s radius is 6371 kilometers (6,371,000 meters), and there is no air (causing friction), if a hole is made from the earth’s surface to the center, the time to get to the center from the surface is t = (2h/g), or t – √(2*6,371,000meters)/9.8meters/second) = 1,140 seconds = 19 minutes. However, even if a hole were cut to the center, it would probably have air (friction). Also, g (gravity) would not be a constant value. It would become less and practically go to zero as it reaches the center, assuming gravity is caused by the ENTIRE mass of the earth.

And the first place you’re hitting after landing is the RESTROOM!!