New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 18, 2012

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    Bill Thompson  over 12 years ago

    The point of the two week rule is to allow Arizona to ban abortions after eighteen weeks of pregnancy. I think the logic behind the law is that “Any woman who wants an abortion is immoral, and any sex without the sanction oif marriage and purpose of creating life is immoral, therefore the wanton strumpet has been having sex all along and must have got pregnant at the first possible moment.”

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    Apparently this can happen if you’re making love faster than the speed of light; at least that’s what Einstein thought. Might explain why he looked older than he was.

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    Does this mean that in Arizona they’re lowering the age of majority by 2 weeks?

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    Chewie-san  over 12 years ago

    Oh, I know! Put the results of the pregnancy test in a box where no one can read it, then she can be both pregnant and NOT pregnant AT THE SAME TIME!!!

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    archimedeslives  over 12 years ago

    Again you all miss the point. My beautiful Amazon bride became pregnant the day following the end of her cycle. her ovulation did not run on the same calendar as her menses. The law acknowledges this happens at times and therefore figures the pregnancy from the beginning of possible time period, pretty simple actually.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Actually the pols are being sneaky.The law actually has nothing to do with any women’s health or birth control issues, it’s about taxation.Under the Law you will owe your taxes 2 weeks before you earn your wages. If you happen to lose your job in the meantime, or otherwise don’t make your assigned income, too bad. You still have to pay the full amount of the taxes.

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    eric stott  over 12 years ago

    Schrodinger’s Tw*t?

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    No, not free. We pay for medical treatment through taxation.

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    An interesting variant of Schrodinger’s box…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    I’m writing this post on 2012-05-02, and I don’t have to prove it to anyone; everyone else has to prove that I’m actually writing it today.While we’re waiting, how about some tea from Russell’s teapot?

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    WayneZombie  over 12 years ago

    There’s an old saying, ‘If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.’

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    Pab Sungenis creator over 12 years ago

    If anyone wants to nominate me for the 2013 Pulitzer, this is the week I would want submtted.

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    namenamename  over 12 years ago

    I was just going to say, maybe it’s Schrodinger’s Sperm.

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    vwdualnomand  over 12 years ago

    gop are idiots. one idaho gop pol said that women don’t know the difference between rape and consensual sex. mormon mitt says that nonworking parent is a detriment to society, but his wife chose to be a non-working parent….it is on tape and his book that he wrote. AZ gov doesn’t even know what an illegal alien looks like, but signed a bill to check everyone’s status. the same gop that says they are not waging on women, but they and fox news says that there are wars on xmas, easter, food, drink, potatoes, soda, sugar, etc…in addition to the war of drugs, terror, and afghanistan.

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    peachyanddanny  over 12 years ago

    They’re GOPers. It’s their nature to just flat lie. And since the governor may be preggers, she needs to be arrested for endangering her unconceived fetus by her constant drunkenness.

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    peachyanddanny  over 12 years ago

    It’s the John Kyl rule, that only counts in AZ:

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/381484/april-12-2011/jon-kyl-tweets-not-intended-to-be-factual-statements

    Not intended to be a factual statement.

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