What the heck, let’s do a whole verse:.Once upon a midday sunny, With my suntan lotion runny,Over many a hot and burning beaches of near molten sandWhile I tried to catch a few rays, having only just a few daysTo enjoy the summer’s new craze, “Purple Haze” played by the bandIt’s just Jimi H, I muttered, “Purple Haze” played by the band,So I lay there and got tanned.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Seagull, go ahead and do it while you’re up there.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
I look at that bird, and I keep thinking of The Partridge Family.
cdward over 9 years ago
Once upon a midday sunny, With my suntan lotion runny…
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago
…sand in my shorts was feeling funny…
lanceavila over 9 years ago
Genius.
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
“A beach so sandy with…poultry.”
jadoo823 over 9 years ago
…no, no, don’t start again, this is getting interesting…
cdward over 9 years ago
What the heck, let’s do a whole verse:.Once upon a midday sunny, With my suntan lotion runny,Over many a hot and burning beaches of near molten sandWhile I tried to catch a few rays, having only just a few daysTo enjoy the summer’s new craze, “Purple Haze” played by the bandIt’s just Jimi H, I muttered, “Purple Haze” played by the band,So I lay there and got tanned.
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Adultery: the state of being an adult.