New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for September 07, 2020

Or Ivanka.

In 2000, I thought no way would Dick Cheney make it through his term. Wrong.

The bad sleep well.

So in three years we’ll still have a working Constitution? That’s re-assuring, kinda.

Now do the math for President Pelosi.

I’m okay with a President Harris, though she’s too conservative for my taste.

Right about now I’d take just about anyone over the current one.

The actuaries aren’t taking into account that the President gets pretty much the best health care in the world. The question to me is, will their minds still be functioning. Ain’t no science to fix dementia.

Clever, but you still might have the Secret Service come a ’calling…

What would Vlad do?

To be honest, I’ve really, really been hoping for President Pence for the last three years, know whut I mean?

And thus, America ended.