The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 03, 2022

If it wasn’t for bad luck Mr. Fury wouldn’t have any.

Don’t kid yourself, Steve. You’d be doing that stuff even if there weren’t cameras rolling.

Ninja Sloth.

I’m going to say I’m sorry ladies right up front, but I got to say this. It’s a FEMALE SLOTH, run for your life. Yip yip yip yip yip. My girlfriend thought it was funny.

He needs to hire Marlin Perkin’s assistant:

“While Jim risks life and limb wrestling the tiger into the cage, it’s a good time to think about how Mutual of Omaha can protect your loved ones if you lose your life.

And the real one got nailed by something mostly harmless. How weird.

Sl-o-o-o-o-w d-e-a-t-h…

Sounds like “Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe.”

You’ve gotta go with what got you here. :)

In truth, sloths are quite dangerous, if one has a mind to take a swipe at you with those claws.

Slowly he chews his food.

Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom. Marlin Perkins let Jim Fowler do the grunt work

I think you would still have a chance while he was gnawing on your pinky, to get away. Sloths are pretty darn slow. You can live without your pinky. Just sell the pinky rings, and make a note to self….BEWARE OF SLOTHS.

Poor Steve!