Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 09, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hi, I'm filmmaker George Lucas. When the United States government wanted to commemorate the 10 years since 9/11, they asked me to create the official film. Because who better to present a revised history to suit our current circumstances than the man who keeps hacking up the "Star Wars" movies every time a new type of disc comes out? COMING SOON ON Bluray Disc GEORGE LUCAS' USA WARS REVISIONIST EDITION CGI animation re-sets the scene...and now SADDAM SHOOTS FIRST! Saddam: Take this! And I have nuclear weapons! George W. Bush: Yes, I'll bet you have! An additional word of dialog is inserted so that the U.S. DIDN'T re-establish diplomatic relations with the villain Qaddafi! Condoleezza Rice: So we have a deal? Our oil companies can come to Libya? Qaddafi: NOOOOO! Instead of a budget stalemate leading to a U.S. debt downgrade, I've now made it so the Republicans BLINK in early 2011! Obama: Your demands are insane, and will only hurt the economy! Man: ...Okay! We can't really threaten a default. You win. CGI-added workers change street scenes from depressed and barren to BUSTLING WITH COMMERCE! Obama: My aggressive 2010 stimulus program has succeeded, and Americans are back to work!