Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 09, 2011

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    cnfree69  about 13 years ago

    The Millennium Eagle made the Iraqi Run in under 12 parsecs!

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    R0Randy  about 13 years ago

    Hopefully, George Lucas has appointed a successor so that his films can still be hacked up after he leaves this mortal life. How would we go on if they went static like an ordinary movie does?

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    hepler1540  about 13 years ago

    Perhaps George Lucas will be like Obi-Wan Kenobi and he will be able to communicate with his successor after his death.

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    Twowheelrich  about 13 years ago

    Frankly, I’m skeptical. I’m not sure that simply re-writing history is going to solve all our current problems in the good ol’ USofA.

    I think a much more effective solution is to finally get off our duffs and finish that time machine that mankind has dreamed about for so long. Think of the possibilities! A bribe here, an assassination there…the re-election of Jimmy Carter…

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    ickymungmung  about 13 years ago

    That’s Entertainment!

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    LHPuttgrass  about 13 years ago

    I absolutely love this.

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    mercmarc  about 13 years ago

    Parsecs are a measure of distance not time, Solo.

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    JoeStrike  about 13 years ago

    The Millennium Falcon found a shortcut thru hyper-space, thus the ‘parsec’ reference is correct – and I wrote the fanfic to prove it, so there!

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    snugharborman-catalog  about 13 years ago

    In the novelization, many people already aware of the problem, the “parsecs” line was changed to “twelve Standard Time Units”. Right, shytimes2?

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 13 years ago

    It was a land & time far away& an attempt to sell a swords & sorcery story to scifi fans.It got lost in translation.Our sales invoice showed Saddam had chem/bio weapons,we just didn’t know he’d used them up.Libyan rebels worked with alQuida,& anyone else who’d help them fight Qudaffi.Republicans pray Barry’s a new Jimmy & seek a new Ronny.

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    gordrogb Premium Member about 13 years ago

    That’s one small step for a man, one unfunny comic for Ruben Bolling.

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    JoeStrike  about 13 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49I’d give you the URL but Lucas threatened me with a copyright infringement lawsuit – and I was all out of Jedi mind tricks to defend myself with. (Anybody got any midichlorians? My dealer vanished and I’m getting the shakes something fierce…)

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    BrianCrook  about 13 years ago

    This weekend has been a painful reminder of a dreadful decade. September 11th was a culminating act of two hundred years of petro-addiction, twenty years of airline deregulation, and thousands of years of irrational religious devotion.

    The U.S.A. has not taken responsibility for its part in September 11th. Then, the Bush-Dick administration used its neglect of the warnings about an attack as an excuse to launch two bloody & pointless wars, decimating two countries, burying America’s principles of justice, and bankrupting America’s economy.

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