Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 02, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Billy Dare Boy Adventurer with Quentin in SMUGGLERS' CAPE Ch. MMXCV: Captain CEO's Fate! Billy: CAPTAIN CEO! Captain CEO: Now I've got you trapped! Captain CEO: You'll never meddle in my business affairs again! Billy: Hmm...I've got a plan, Cowboy Cal! Billy: We give up! Just come a bit closer. ...so we can better see the man who defeated us! Captain CEO: Ha! Very well! You deserve that! Suddenly -- Captain CEO: ARRG! Billy: It worked! The pollution sludge killed him! Cowboy Cal: But how did you know it would come outta THAT pipe... right at THAT time?! Billy: Simple -- his character represented Unchecked Corporate Greed... Billy: ...so it would perfectly suit the symbolism of this narrative for him to die by the vile refuse of his own industrial hubris! Cowboy Cal: YEE HAH! That's some fancy literary analysis! Cowboy Cal: So how will this episode end, Billy? Billy: Obviously with some mysterious event that will catapult us into the next adventure! Cowboy Cal: Urk! Billy: COWBOY CAL! Billy: How did this happen? Let's see...Cowboy Cal represented the Innocence of America's Past... ...Or maybe the strong bond of friendship... Next: ALLEGORY MYSTERY!