Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 17, 2012
Transcript:
god-man the superhero with omnipotent powers! this week: "the seeds of discontent!" god-man: a cry for help from those who cannot cry for help! as god-man speeds towards earth... god-man: initiate miniaturization! on what strange land-scape has god-man found himself? god-man: an innocent in jeopardy... no... millions! great scott! they're trapped! they'll die if they're not freed! there you go, little ones! be free! then does god-man proceed to other battles! god-man: i.u.d.? i.u. don't! crac god-man: spermicide, stand aside! when all the battles are won- farmer: god-man! help, we're hungry! god-man: ha-ha! no, i've got to rush back to the god-hideout... ...for a long shower! i cannot believe what i had to swim in today! being omni-present can be disgusting! the end next: "pill peril!"
Randy B Premium Member almost 13 years ago
God-Man’s highest priority is set by the loudest noise from the politically religious.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
He might even have to gargle to get that salty taste out of his mouth.
Donaldo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
who created God-Man, and how?
TheWildSow almost 13 years ago
♫ Every sperm is sacred….♪
ed anger almost 13 years ago
Blame can’t lie with imaginary people /obvious
snugharborman-catalog almost 13 years ago
This is a GOOD one! God bless God-Man?
Grover Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Word
ickymungmung almost 13 years ago
Every time God-Man masturbates an angel gets his freak on. Or her freak on. Oh yeah.
mdblanche almost 13 years ago
Tragically, despite God-man’s best efforts, there was only one survivor.
arye uygur almost 13 years ago
So, it’s more important to save smerma than to care for the resulting overpopulation.
aardvarkseyes almost 13 years ago
You know, just because a sperm enters an egg doesn’t mean a baby will result. Often, the resulting zygote won’t attach itself to the uterine wall, and will get flushed out of the woman’s body. Since this is part of nature, one can only assume that GOD-MAN IS THE BIGGEST ABORTIONIST IN THE UNIVERSE. Take that, Rick Santorum.
prunellabooks over 12 years ago
Oh,for the days when the ‘comics’ were funny and well drawn and cartoonists weren’t constantly trying to shock us with their total lack of decency, honor or even good taste, let alone intelligence, humor or respect of his or her viewer. Whoever the untalented, inane, pathetic little toad-wannabe-but-keeps-trying, would be roasted and vilified by Walt Kelly or Charles Shultz. Let’s hope he was just having a bad day (as it couldn’t have taken more than 20 minutes to crank this piece of garbage out) and that he can afford to get away to a quiet place. Please. And take up making beads or something.
Goblinopolis over 12 years ago
Satire is my favorite.
pam Miner over 12 years ago
I don’t think that God-man even knows Santorum. If he’s heard of him he’s ignoring him. Santorum is So BAD that even he will sing the Monty Python song wrong.