Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 25, 2015
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 1990 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug 25th Anniversary God in Karma Ran Over My Dogma! 1990 Ruben Bolling God: Cripes! 45 friggin' channels and not a blasted thing to watch on ANY of them!! Angel: Excuse me, sir. Bobby Henderson is praying to you again. God: Groan! What does he want NOW?! Angel: He's praying for a Spider-Man poseable action figure. God: SELFISH BRAT!! Have a car run over his dog, Blackie! Angel: Right away. Angel: Oh...sir? God: WHAT? Angel: Would you like Blackie killed or merely maimed? God: Oh, forget the whole thing! I shouldn't lose my temper like that. Angel: Yessir! God: Just send an earthquake to some third world country, willya? Angel: Check. End
This is the same god that will punish your great-great grandchildren for your transgressions? (Exodus 34:7)
Going by the Biblical description of Yahweh, he is: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
It’s really easy to have a nice god, so long as you ignore large chunks of your holy book.
Furthermore, remember that that Psalm isn’t an independent description of Yahweh but rather the praises being offered up by someone who believes that he will be rewarded if Yahweh is happy with him and punished if Yahweh is displeased. I would give it no more credit that an abused wife saying how much her husband loves her, (while he is standing in the room).