Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 05, 2016

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Neuron heroes of the SUPER BOWL A tribute to the sacrifices made by the NFL Neurons in service of their teams and the grand game of the gridiron SUPERBOWL II no. 37395496584, Packers With the Packers up 13-7 and driving toward the end zone with the clock ticking down on the first half, this neuron laid it on the line, suffering completely devastation to its membrane permeability during a hit to the head of GREEN Bay tonight end Ron Ingalls. SUPERBOWL XIV no. 8264289 Steelers In the Steelers' first possession, the brave neuron with in the brain of tackle Brett Overton risked it all in a subconcussive trauma , and was totally oblitirerated, causing tau proteins to am ss pathologically, But First and ten, Steelers! SUPERBOWL XXXIII No. 440212611 Broncos This indomitable neuron, posthumously inducted into the NFL neurological Hall Of Fame, gave 110% - of its microtubule tract - so that Bronocs wide receiver Billy Goddard, in whose brain it was a loyal teammate, could make a third quarter reception for a gain of 12. SUPER BOWL XLI On a field goal that would give the COLTS a five point lead, the pesky , selfless neuron was violently stripped in a collision, after which positively charged sodium ions were released and flooded into the brain of guard Tripp Fredricksen. On behalf of these and billions of other neurons who left it all on the field , Tripp Fredricksen would like to say a few words. Thank you to all the heroic cellular competitors who gave their all to give fans great Super Bowl memories, and give players Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy!