Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 19, 2016
Transcript:
Keeping up with the real President Trump The most fabulous incredible, huge, classy reality show ever, Okay? Trump: So, I knew I had to be on top of my game to negotiate with Vladimir Putin. Trump: I want you out of Ukraine right now, Vlad! Putin: You cannot tell me what to do. Trump: Okay, now do something dramatic! Putin: What are you talking about? Trump: You know, for the scene. Its getting boring. Flip a table over or something. Putin: Nyet! Putin: Is this for a Tv show? Trump: Cut! Makeup!! Trump: I was really looking forward to crushing Kim Jong-un. He's just an Asian Merv Griffen. Trump: Kim, you're gonna give up your nuclear weapons, pronto! Trump: Dont give me that gobbled-gook. Hand them over now, or I'll fry your kimchi! Trump: why, you chubby little pipsqueak! SMASH That went fabulous! Great Tv! Man: Hello? Supreme commander?NEXT WEEK ON "Keeping up with the real president Trump" Officer: Mr President, Seouls been nuked and Russia has invaded Belarus! Trump: You're fired!
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
병신 미친놈
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
아니 means “No”.
1941gko over 8 years ago
Sadly that’s about the way things would go with that loose cannon as POTUS!
Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sounds about right.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
In a forum he showed he had no idea what an entitlement was or the difference between Medicare or Medicaid. A man of the People.
Linguist over 8 years ago
President Rump Trump !Sorta rolls right off the tongue, doesn’t it ?
Just remember Rebumblicans, as you reap, so shall you sow !
JD_Rhoades over 8 years ago
But surely he’ll say “Radical Islamic Terrorists” three times and then there won’t be terrorism any more.
rok_on over 8 years ago
I probably don’t agree with Mr. Bolling’s political views most of the time but sometimes he is brilliant and this is one of them imho . The day that I heard Trump was running, I said to my wife “This is a plot to get Hillary into the Whitehouse.” I wonder if it will work?
braindead Premium Member over 8 years ago
Where are all the impudent Trumpettes to tell us how glorious it’s gonna be when he is president?
You know, we’ll win so much everyone will get tired of it.
tobybartels over 8 years ago
Ruben knows the same one word in every language, and it’s the only word that he needs.
clarke.ensign.waldron over 8 years ago
Prophetic brilliance! One day in, and World War III is set into motion… but it makes for great TV.
LASteve over 8 years ago
When she says 아니 she means 아니 .
kapock over 8 years ago
I would point out that in neither of the situations in this Tom strip does Trump actually *start*’ a war, unlike the presidents we have actually had. I’ll take it!
CougarAllen over 8 years ago
Good plan!
jpozenel over 8 years ago
Yep…sounds about right to me.