Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 21, 2022

I am sure Houdsworth will claim Duckella’s fee on his taxes, if he pays any that is.

Javert, would you believe itI was crossing from the parkWhen this prostitute attacked meYou can see she left her mark!

Might have saved her life. Hollingsworth Hound is the deeply perverted type of elitist snob liable to be another Jack the Ripper. The type of rich kid who rapes very, very young girls and only gets three months probation because everybody knows he’s the captain of the sports team and comes from a “good family” (who all say that “the little trollop was just asking for it” even if the most promiscuous thing she had ever worn was a white confirmation dress with a veil).

Sex work is real work.

Give it away free and it’s hunky-dorry. Ask for money, and it’s off to the caboose with ya. Makes a lot of sense, right?

Pay her the same, put a camera on the scene, and voila, she’s making p0rn. Legal, in case you missed the point.

3 hots and a cot. Such a deal.

Is the dog in the trench coat supposed to be McGruff?

All I can think about is what a coincidence it is that both ducks and pigs have corkscrew shaped banned-named (male reproductive anatomy).

A thought: If you meet a strange woman at a bar, go to a motel with her, have an “Encounter” with her, and then give her $50 for some Church Raffle tickets, that’s LEGAL. BUT, If you meet the same woman at a bar, go to the same motel and have the same “Encounter” with her, and give her the $50 WITHOUT the Church Raffle tickets, THAT’S ILLEGAL!!

Why????

“And now I suppose they’ll raise my taxes to pay for her room and board! Make a note, donate another million to Senator Cruz to cut my taxes.”

Lucky Duckella she’s getting a free roof and free food, all courtesy of the taxpayers.

The ultimate root of the Epstein moral debacle.

The thought crossed my mind that Lucky Ducky might be looking to pick up a little cash.

Come on! I’m sure that I’m not alone.

Oh my Big Guy in the Sky—this is a dead-on satire showing how wealthy conservatives view us “White Trash.” Keep in mind, anybody not in their socio-economic class are nothing more than disposable bumpkins. Which is why we are all White Trash. Or People of Color Trash. BTW , conservative and wealthy mean the same thing!

Contracts and illegality don’t get along too well – so some extent, anyway…