Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 27, 2022

Uh Oh! I now know who I am.

I’m the latter and hubby is the former.

My wife on the left, me on the right.

should be in the middle

Left if it’s dry, right if it’s damp.

If only I could get those in the house to put it on the stove instead of the floor or countertop I would care how it was hung.

An ex-girlfriend would get upset if I did not fold the towel that she did not use her way.

I resemble the one on the right, but the rest of the house is a mess.

I never dry my paper towels on the oven door.

Depends on my mood.

The maid is responsible for the kitchen, so I don’t know what kind of person I am. Dang.

Squeeze the toothpaste tube from top or bottom? Toilet paper roll hanging from the back or the front? Toilet seat up or down?

I resemble with the left

What about those who just drop it on the floor?

There are two types of people: those who can type, and those who can’t.

Or the third option; just leave it on the counter or floor.