Everyone knows that they fart out sand. The rocks get pooped out. (Speaking of which, I kinda got pooped out just reading all these comics. Wallace is my last of the day. See ya tomorrow, kiddies!)
I think the mermaid from yesterday and today looks a bit like Wallace’s mom. Could she be a selkie? Selkies are Scottish, and she does love the sea, you know….
DogéLovesTacos almost 4 years ago
woah…
PleaseStay6PixelsAway almost 4 years ago
Everyone knows that they fart out sand. The rocks get pooped out. (Speaking of which, I kinda got pooped out just reading all these comics. Wallace is my last of the day. See ya tomorrow, kiddies!)
Ida No almost 4 years ago
Like pearls to oysters.
Don’t ask where oysters come from…
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Spud, take everything Wallace says with a grain of.. sea salt!
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
Fart Rocks! Somebody needs to get a trademark for the next candy rage before Big Corp smells a winner because, as we know, the one who smelt it….
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
Gullible – and it’s not the gull. Save the beach glass!
jschumaker almost 4 years ago
Spud now has a new phobia.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Where i live we have more Agate than beach glass.
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer almost 4 years ago
So it’s petrified mermaid spit
ComicsBinger Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Beach glass is now rare on the southern shore of Lake Michigan. Guess plastic bottles put paid to that. Or fewer mermaids in the Lake?
Meg Has Not almost 4 years ago
I did not know beach glass was a thing.
Wlly Blly almost 4 years ago
I would pay good money for rocks that a mermaid farted out! Anybody know where I can get some?
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Will has been on fire lately.
Is he taking those banned talent-enhancing pills again?
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Those black rocks.. are really lumps of tar.. congealed pollution.
shamest Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Lots of mermaids around glass beach near Fort Bragg Califonia
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Mermaid ambergris? It actually comes from when someone sends out a message-in-a-bottle and the message is “Send more bottles.” :)
TennesseeFran almost 4 years ago
I think the mermaid from yesterday and today looks a bit like Wallace’s mom. Could she be a selkie? Selkies are Scottish, and she does love the sea, you know….