Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 11, 2022

Well, this is disturbing

Don’t worry, Seagull. Your teeny little nares are too small for them to get in.

I need to incorporate the word ‘radishes’ as an expletive in my vocabulary more often.

Wallace isn’t wrong. Two out of three people you know of are already crab zombies. Look around. If the person next to you is normal, and you think there are three of you, one’s a mirror and you’re both crab zombies.

from whom Wallace, did you hear that factoid? if your father, surely he was just messin’ with you

Feeeesssh!!! hee! Good comics this morning! Breaking Cat News is too funny too. I like mornings like this.

Spud knows about the Trashmen ? Papa ooma mow mow, ooma mow mow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

That is why Seagull is so useful to have around – gobbles them up before they can skitter up your face!

Apparently Amelia isn’t a big fan of tidal pool plants. Sea Lettuce? Bladder Wrack?

Wallace the trash panda. :D

Another fact to be added to the Kids Encyclopedia. Along with if you swallow gum, your back will stick to your front.

Nice Trashmen reference.

I either have dust mite allergies or slugs in my nose.

Briarosaccus barnacles infect king crabs, turning them into “zombies” that raise and nurture the parasite’s eggs.

Ah, the Maine version of “The Puppetmaster”.

I’m pinchin your synapses!!

Not as scary as brain-eating amoebas, actually

I would be more worried about Ophiocordyceps adapting to humans as per the Sci-Fi “The Girl with All the Gifts”. About the fungi: https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/18/world/zombie-ant-fungus-parasite-mystery-scn/index.html and https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/cordyceps-zombie-fungus-takes-over-ants

Hark! how the bellssweet silver bellsAll seem to saythrow cares away.Christmas is herebringing good cheerTo young and oldmeek and the boldDing, dong, ding, dongthat is their song,With joyful ringall carolingOne seems to hearwords of good cheerFrom everywherefilling the airO, how they poundraising the soundOer hill and daletelling their taleGaily they ringwhile people singSongs of good cheerchristmas is here!Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas!Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas!On, on they sendon without endTheir joyful toneto every homeHark! how the bellssweet silver bellsAll seem to saythrow cares away.Christmas is herebringing good cheerTo young and oldmeek and the boldDing, dong, ding, dongthat is their songWith joyful ringall caroling.One seems to hearwords of good cheerFrom everywherefilling the airO, how they poundraising the soundOer hill and daletelling their taleGaily they ringwhile people singSongs of good cheerchristmas is here!Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas!Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas!On, on they sendon without endTheir joyful toneto every home.On, on they sendon without endTheir joyful toneto every home.

Carol of the bells, along with amazing Grace, one of the greatest Christmas songs of all time

Wallace is going to have some baaaaad morning breath

This reminds me of that old Spongebob episode when Plankton takes control of his brain. Hilarious!

Octopus Uber = Jellyfish

baby octopuses sometimes ride on jellyfish like little hats…

https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1595507381953499137

HA bird is the word