Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 02, 2021

Bung is honest, and prescient.

Ha!

he is supposed to be a drunkard not a junkie

No, just drunk.

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I

Got high

Now I’m sleepin’ on the sidewalk and I know why

- J. Foreman

“You know when your mouth a-getting dryYou’re plenty high”

Getting there though….

He’s on his way to the bar

And the let this get published in the newspapers on the one page that kids would read? No wonder we’re so flucked up.

I thought it was a permanent condition.