The official POP most places isn’t the probability of rain at all. It is a combination of the chances it will rain somewhere in the region and the percentage of the area that will get rain. Multiply the probabilities.
Still, the weather forecasters should erect a statue to the one who came up with it. It usually means that most people will consider that you were right, no matter what happens.
As a kid I was talking to my dad and was so proud of the two new words I had learned from The Readers Digest. One was prognosticator, the other was prevaricator. Anxious to impress my dad I told him the weather prevaricator on the radio said we would get some rain. He howled in laughter and it was only after he recovered that he explained why that was so funny.
Too bad Id isn’t in Hawaii. Easy forecasting there…“In Honolulu, it’s going to be 72 and sunny. Pearl City, 72 and sunny. Mililani, 72 and sunny. Kailua, 72 and sunny. Kaneohe, 72 and sunny. In Haleiwa, 72 and sunny, and in Kapolei, 72 and sunny.”
I dare the King to decipher that meteorological conundrum! That’s how weather guesser can claim that their forecast is “spot on”. They borrowed heavily from the Oracle of Delphi’s playbook so no one can dispute their predictions. If you can’t dazzle ’em with your brilliance, baffle ’em with your BS ;-p
Admittedly, I’m very bad at math, but starting with the 10% and going through all the other percentages, it seems like the local weatherman is saying “it’s possible we might get some rain one of these days, or maybe not.”
Which, you know, fits in with the way I figure they figure the weather these days.
“It rained tomorrow last year, might rain tomorrow this year as well. We’ll see.”
I like George Carlin’s Al Sleet, the Hippy, Dippy Weatherman’s night forecast: “Tonight’s forecast, dark, turning to widely scattered light in the morning.”
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Lies! DAMM LIES!! And Statistics.
incognito almost 1 year ago
That’s not a weather forecast, that’s a wither forecast……
Mediatech almost 1 year ago
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. I blame the government.
oakie817 almost 1 year ago
wow…imagine if weathermen were arrested for being wrong
sandpiper almost 1 year ago
Whichever way this guy goes, he’s gonna come up ‘short.’
Zebrastripes almost 1 year ago
I thought you’d say that!
Chithing Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Hey, 90% still leaves a 10% chance that you’ll keep your head, and I don’t mean on a shelf somewhere.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 1 year ago
The official POP most places isn’t the probability of rain at all. It is a combination of the chances it will rain somewhere in the region and the percentage of the area that will get rain. Multiply the probabilities.
Still, the weather forecasters should erect a statue to the one who came up with it. It usually means that most people will consider that you were right, no matter what happens.
Just-me almost 1 year ago
As a kid I was talking to my dad and was so proud of the two new words I had learned from The Readers Digest. One was prognosticator, the other was prevaricator. Anxious to impress my dad I told him the weather prevaricator on the radio said we would get some rain. He howled in laughter and it was only after he recovered that he explained why that was so funny.
Troglodyte almost 1 year ago
His chances of survival just improved dramatically!
Need coffee almost 1 year ago
Too bad Id isn’t in Hawaii. Easy forecasting there…“In Honolulu, it’s going to be 72 and sunny. Pearl City, 72 and sunny. Mililani, 72 and sunny. Kailua, 72 and sunny. Kaneohe, 72 and sunny. In Haleiwa, 72 and sunny, and in Kapolei, 72 and sunny.”
joannesshadow almost 1 year ago
The Fink has a hippie-dippy weatherman!
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 1 year ago
If we get 30% rain, it probably won’t reach the ground like 100% can!
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 1 year ago
I dare the King to decipher that meteorological conundrum! That’s how weather guesser can claim that their forecast is “spot on”. They borrowed heavily from the Oracle of Delphi’s playbook so no one can dispute their predictions. If you can’t dazzle ’em with your brilliance, baffle ’em with your BS ;-p
Izzy Moreno almost 1 year ago
Admittedly, I’m very bad at math, but starting with the 10% and going through all the other percentages, it seems like the local weatherman is saying “it’s possible we might get some rain one of these days, or maybe not.”
Which, you know, fits in with the way I figure they figure the weather these days.
“It rained tomorrow last year, might rain tomorrow this year as well. We’ll see.”
dbrucepm 12 months ago
forecasts haven’t changed since the middle ages
brklnbern 12 months ago
The King certainly knows how to get results.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 12 months ago
I like George Carlin’s Al Sleet, the Hippy, Dippy Weatherman’s night forecast: “Tonight’s forecast, dark, turning to widely scattered light in the morning.”
kershawfamily 12 months ago
100 percent chance of weather