Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 24, 2024

While I am behind you, I will pick your pocket.

You will be lucky if you get your wallet back. Never mind it’s contents…

Let me give you a hand and lighten your load.

Then how did you get your wallet back there in the first place?

What’s the use? The doctor already emptied that wallet.

I presume, the doctor got paid in advance?

Don’t let him get too close fella.