Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 15, 2024

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    constantine48  4 months ago

    It helps if you put brown sugar on it.

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    I don’t know what the three bears were in for but Goldilocks would be in for housebreaking.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Spookingdorf’s regular diet for generations.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 4 months ago

    Not eating Goldilocks when he had the chance

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    Being Bear in public?

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    brklnbern  4 months ago

    Agree with the Spooks rational response.

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    Caeruleancentaur  4 months ago

    I eat mine with a mashed banana, raisins and pecans.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 4 months ago

    I long ago decided that oatmeal/oats has only 3 acceptable uses: 1) oatmeal cookies, with chocolate (not raisins) and nuts; 2) as a filler for meatloaf; 3) Cheerios, every once in a great while, with lots of sugar, and maybe cinnamon.

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