Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 17, 2024

I’d go with his tongue being insured (or brain)

A chain reaction.

The not famous last words.

I think Rodney should have his nose insured. He can smell defeat miles away.

Goat poison in royal vault??? Gotta wonder about that.

House insurance in Florida is the skunk that won’t stop spraying.

It’s currently out-uncertained.

And your head examined for ongoing stupidity.

One way for the King to be safe would be to have a Vice King like Kamala.