Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 04, 2013

“I’ve been walking down memory lane without a ding-dong thing on my mind!”

Guess who’s going to sleep on the couch tonight?

Time flies, both forward and backwards

You guys have got it ALL wrong, if I was his wife I’d just have a much BIGGER super soaker!!!

I’ve been 13 for 47 years.

Better not use that super soaker on his pet dragon, Henry: He might end up being char-broiled instead of soaked.

I usta love playing with my super soaker, too. Now, it all Depends.

“Time funs when you’re having flies.” — Kermit the Frog

The super soaker was invented in 89 or 90. Wiz looks pretty ragged for 37.

13?Sure that’s not Tony DiNozzo?

well wiz is long ahead @time

What would have happened if Dorothy or Buffy had had supersoakers and appropriate water?(actually, H2SO4 works for all comers)

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

awww let Wiz have fun being a wizard is stressful never knowing if your spells might backfire

Didn’t his wife want a younger husband?