Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 11, 2015

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Ya think?!-I guess now I know the full name of this kingdom. And the Wiz’s full title. ‘Wizard of Idiots’…

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    Llewellenbruce  over 9 years ago

    Probably so Wiz.

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    Space_cat  over 9 years ago

    Whatever, poof her back in 2 weeks and ask her.

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    mlkirk12530  over 9 years ago

    It’s more like 5 weeks, but here it is.http://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2015/02/04

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    Dr_Zinj  over 9 years ago

    How quickly they forget.Especially as the Season of the Cold White drags on.

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    e.groves  over 9 years ago

    Not when she gets to be waited on by the Cabana boys.

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    Dewed  over 9 years ago

    This way, it’s a vacation for both.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    It was my wife’s birthday on Monday:Wife: “I am going to the casino to play bingo.”Me: “Do you want me to come with?”Wife: “You don’t play. What will you do all day?”Me: “I’ll think of something. There is always a bar available.”Wife: “I get a free room on my birthday, so I’m staying at the casino hotel tonight.”Me: “Do you want me to drive down later and join you in the hotel room for the night?”Wife: “No!”

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    phlash  over 9 years ago

    “My missus went on ’oliday”“Jamaica?”“Nah, twas ’er own decision!”

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    tuslog64  over 9 years ago

    With him, probably not!

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    jim_pem  over 9 years ago

    The last vacation they took, they had to take “King Air”.

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    brklnbern  over 9 years ago

    Good one.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Yes Wiz, that is probably what she meant.

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    colcam  over 9 years ago

    URGENT MESSAGE from ENRIQUE the pool boy—

    HELP

    HELP

    HELP

    HEL—

    Message terminated.

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