Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 05, 2015

It’s become generational, as in we’re rolling up on 3-4 generations in a row.

There always is someone who enjoys spoiling the fun

How true.

Pres. Obama in disguise

If you rob the rich and give to the poor then the poor are richer and the rich are poorer, better hang on to it until the issue is settlrd.

Too true to be funny!

Don’t forget to buy some lottery tickets.

Robin Hood did not steal from the rich and gave to the poor, He took back the tax money from the king and returned it to the tax payers because the government was taxing them too much.

The surest way to ruin a man is to pay him to do nothing

Oh look. Its our Welfare System at work.

People who have addictions cannot be helped unless they WANT to change their behavior.

When the Bible says the last shall be first and the first shall be last, does that mean people in the middle stay pretty much where they are?

Uh, say, Robbing, there’s a rich guy walking away from you right now!

I live near the Mississippi River. About 20 to 30 years ago, they allowed gambling on the river as long as the casino boat was under way. Then, allowed while docked. Then allowed even when the boat never left the dock. Now, most of a block of Burlington, Ia. is a casino.

I’d say the odds are all of us will die some day!

I’m not placing any bets, however…

just so we can blame somebody else for our poverty.

exactly who Robin Hood was has nothing to do with who he was to us. There is a gravestone with his name and the claim there was never a finer archer in England. Many a lie has been cut in stone. This was a good one, as usual, though.

I remember one strip where Robbing Hood gave a poor peasant a bag of gold and the peasant started yelling, “I’m rich, I’m rich,” only to have Robbing Hood steal his gold now that he was rich.

It’s a vicious cycle!

Prepare to lose more then all the money he just gave you.