Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2016

fine observation pacopuddy…

Yes, it’s good to see they brought the horse into shelter with them. It’s not a very logical strip, though – a few days ago wiz triggered a volcanic eruption just to create a diversion, and now he can’t melt a path through the snow? There are horses who can drink from a tankard iirc but they don’t use their hooves – they need a vessel big enough to get their upper lip into, and then they seize the rim in their teeth and lift the vessel up above horizontal so the content just pours into their mouth.

Goodness, our mare, Pepsi, insists on joining our tea parties out in the garden. She’ll drink from anything, tea cups to beer mugs, whether we want to share them or not. She’s too big to say ‘no’ to.

Worse thing they could possibly do. Frozen carcases anyone?

Don’t give them any ideas. At least the horse is enjoying himself.

The emergency kit should have Port wine in it.That way they would be sure to have a port in any storm.

“And we’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses”

Toby Keith – Beer For My Horses Lyrics | MetroLyrics, http://www.metrolyrics.com/beer-for-my-horses-lyrics-toby-keith.html, 24 Feb 2016.

Rescued by Neil, the St. Bernard who failed at saving George & Marian Kirby, by any chance?

They must have been on the PA turnpike last month !

That’s thinking of the solution before it becomes a problem.

I’d like to see the King drink out of that mug. His nose is bigger than the opening, and he’ll either need a straw or pour the drink up his nose.

nonEuclidian carriage, room for all inside

Who is Blake Shelton and what does he do to attract that alleged ‘church’?