Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 27, 2018

Explosives are hard to time perfectly.

I thought that was timed perfectly

Lol…now that is funny!

from an episode of the Muppet Show

Statler:“See, this is why I’ve always thought the Muppets are weird.”

Waldorf:“Mmm?”

Statler:“They think explosions are funny.”

Waldorf:“Mmm.”

Statler:“Explosions aren’t funny.”

Waldorf’s cigar suddenly explodes

Statler:“Although some of them are really quite droll!”

No, I think it worked out just fine!

I tend to think that golf is kind of boring. This way you might wake up the King and get his adrenaline running.

Move over, Spook, Company coming

This way there’s alot bigger hole to aim for next time.

I did hear that they have a new rule in the game of golf. You have to play with an extra pair of golf pants along. Just in case you get a hole in one.

Well it’ll be the Pit of Misery for them! Dilly Dilly!

“Exploding” golf balls are really just cast powder in the shape of a golf ball. They feel nothing like a real golf ball, so the only way to get someone is to find an excuse to tee up their ball for them and hope they don’t notice.

He just made a two on that hole. Better that it happened after!

Justice will be swift, and there aren’t any liberal lawyers to get those two turned right side up.

The throwaway seems like an obvious poke at tRump…