Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2019

Yeah, but now you have to buy a new clock. That’s more trouble than getting out of bed on time!

But baby it’s cold outside.

No snooze button on an analog clock.

Why do people even buy alarm clocks if you’re not going to listen to them?

Yes, just hit it hard, as in REAL hard!

You would have thought that he would have one of those alarms that wake you gently so that he could ease into the day…

Exactly what I feel like doing to mine!

How old are you, Wiz? I think you’ve earned the right to sleep late.

… hard.

“…I got you Babe…”

The best alarm clock is a kiss from the one you love. Makes waking up a sheer pleasure.

What good is power if you don’t use it frivolously?

I thought Henry was the alarm clock since he ate the rooster.

buy em in bulk.

The Wizard can fix anything, except clocks.

About 8 hours ago Mudd said,

WOW,colors. :) Peace.